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An undeveloped homicidal maniac

I was prepared for this request, for I had noticed how his pets had been increasing in size and vivacity. However I did not want his pretty family of tame sparrows to be wiped out in the same manner as the flies and spiders. So I said I would see about it, and asked him if he would not rather have a cat than a kitten.

His eagerness betrayed him when he answered, "Oh, yes, I would like a cat! I only asked for a kitten because I thought you would not let me have a cat. No one would refuse me a kitten, would they?"