The million pound banknote
'Oh, you'll get over it, sweetheart, you'll get over it; it was only fun, you know. Come, let's be going.'
'But wait, wait! The position, you know. I want to give you the job,' said my man.
'Well,' I said, 'I'm just as grateful as I can be, but really I don't want one.'
'But you can have the very choicest one in my gift.'
'Thanks again, with all my heart; but I don't even want that one.'