
The million pound banknote
I didn't know I had been dreaming - that is, I hadn't been allowing myself to know it for a while. But now - oh, dear! Deep in debt, not a cent in the world, a lovely girl's happiness or woe in my hands, and nothing in front of me but a salary which might never - oh, would never - materialize! Oh, I am ruined past hope! Nothing can save me!
'Henry, the mere unconsidered drippings of your daily income would-'
'Oh, my daily income! Here, down with this Scotch, and cheer up your soul. Here's with you! Or, no - you're hungry; sit down and-'