
The million pound banknote
I said, with some diffidence 'It would be an accommodation to me if you could wait some days for the money. I haven't any small change about me.'
The fellow worked up a most sarcastic expression of countenance, and said 'Oh, you haven't? Well, of course, I didn't expect it. I'd only expect gentlemen like you to carry large change.'
I was nettled, and said 'My friend, you shouldn't judge a stranger always by the clothes he wears. I am quite able to pay for this suit; I simply didn't wish to put you to the trouble of changing a large note.'