1. You see an alien flying saucer. You say -

Now that's not something you see every day.
I'm sure I'm dreaming.
That's the most incredible thing I will ever see!

2. You and one other soldier are facing 200 enemies. You say-

Run for your life!
This could get interesting.
How brave are we feeling?

3. You tell a friend -

I have a few potatoes to peel.
I will be busy until late today.
There must be a million potatoes here.

4. A nuclear missle alert was a false alarm. The General says -

There's now nothing to worry about.
We thought it was the end of the world.
I was a bit worried for a moment.

5. You don't want to travel with Pvt. Jones. You say -

He drives too fast for me.
He is not the safest driver.
Can he improve his driving first?

6. You stop your bicycle to let an armoured car go by. You say -

He is a bit bigger than me.
I might get squashed otherwise.
I am just being polite.

7. Corporal Smith is the strongest man in the regiment. You say -

Is that gun real?
He makes me want to exercise more.
He is no weakling.

8. The Captain wants you to capture an enemy fort on your own. He says -

Are you ready for a challenge?
I have a little job for you.
Are you doing anything this afternoon?

1. 'It looks like rain, I think.'

When the sky gets cloudy when you are on holiday.
When Noah has finished loading animals on to the Ark.
When a small cloud appears in the desert.

2. 'It is a bit faster than my pedal bike.'

When looking at a racing bicycle.
When looking at a racehorse.
When looking at a Tornado fighter jet.

3. 'I thought I felt something.'

After an antibiotic injection.
After a pickpocket stole your purse.
After a 8.5 magnitude earthquake.

4. 'He has been married before.'

When a girl finds out her boyfriend has five children.
When King Henry VIII marries his sixth wife.
When a man is arrested for bigamy.

5. 'He had a drink or two.'

When he has had a bottle of vodka.
When he has had two drinks.
When he has had a bottle of lemonade.

6. 'It is more than a bump in the road.'

When talking about Mt Everest.
When talking about a pothole.
When talking about a large bump in the road.

7. 'He is not a nice person.'

Talking about a sarcastic teacher.
Talking about Joe McNasty, the multiple axe-murderer.
Talking about a boy who left his girlfriend.

8. 'I might need a pay rise.'

Before buying a new sofa.
Before eating at a posh restaurant.
Before buying a luxury New York penthouse.