1. Her idea of romance is going on a programming course together

How did you know that?

Only if I take her to dinner first.

Don't make me laugh.

2. She spends ages gossiping on her internet chat program.

Yes, indeed she does.

No, she uses her mobile phone for that.

Internet chat? She's never heard of it.

3. She spends more on electrical gadgets than on clothes.

That's why I love her.

About the same.

If she did, we'd be bankrupt!

4. When a pretty girl goes by, he looks at her laptop computer.

That's right, he does.

Well, he looks at that first.

Not a chance!

5. He has a set of little screwdrivers, and uses them all.

Yes, at least once a week.

He's got some somewhere.

He can't even open a beer without help.

6. He plays computer games until 4 a.m. - on weekdays.

You have to drag him away from them.

Well, sometimes on weekends.

No, he's too busy watching football.

7. Your cat is called Intel.

That's true.

No, but it's a cool name.

Eh? why Intel?

8. There are more computers than people in the house.

Well, you need a few spare, don't you?

Only if you count laptops.

One computer is quite enough.

9. You discuss internet protocols over dinner.

What's wrong with that?

We have better things to discuss.

You're pulling my leg!

Mostly As.
Welcome to the Geek community

Mostly B with several As
Technologically- minded, but not a real Geek.

Mostly Bs with some Cs
Be careful! You are almost normal!

Mostly Cs.
So who's going to record your favourite TV shows?