1. You have a mobile phone

I don't need one.

Yes, but I hardly use it.

Its 3G with VOIP and satnav

2. You know how to set a VCR.

What is a VCR?

No, my five year old child does it for me.

I use time lapse recording to DVD (a VCR is a TV video recorder).

3. You have brought a new television recently.

Mine is still black and white only.

I should, the new ones are so attractive.

HDTV flat screen. It's state of the art.

4. You use your computer regularly.

What's wrong with books?

Well, when I have to.

I live on it!

5. You can change a graphics card.

I'm not even sure how to turn on my monitor.

If I have instructions.

Change it? I can reprogram it as well.

6. You want a computer peripheral for your birthday.

I would need a computer first.

Well, it would be nice

Why? I've got them all.

7. The internet helps people to communicate.

I prefer face-to-face meetings.

Well, e-mail is very useful.

I have never met my best friends in person.

8. The internet has improved the world.

Like we need more porn and viruses?

It has advantages and disadvantages, I think.

I can't imagine the world before the net.

9. Children should be taught net skills at school.

They should get a proper education instead.

That would be a good idea.

They should learn net skills soon after birth

Mostly As.
So how did you manage to get here at all?

Mostly B with several As
You try hard, but you are not a real technophobe yet.

Mostly Bs with some Cs
You are ready for the 21^st century.

Mostly Cs.
Not a technophobe but a technophile.