1. I am going to eat at 8 o'clock tonight.

That's not what you said this morning, Sir.

That's news to me, m' Lord.

I will tell the cook of the new arrangement.

2. Pop music is complete rubbish.

That's what you think, Sir.

What an interesting opinion, m'Lord.

Well, the younger generation seem to like it, Sir

3. I'm going to watch cricket this afternoon.

I trust that the weather will improve soon then, Sir.

Not with this weather forecast, you're not Sir.

Actually, it is pouring with rain at the moment, my Lord.

4. I am in love with Lady Arabella.

I believe she is in love with many men, Sir.

I understand that she has a very loveable character, my Lord.

Well, her reputation won't worry you, I am sure.

5. I'm going to bet £1000 on that horse.

The one that has come last in its last three races, Sir?

Well, it might win for once, I suppose Sir.

You will certainly get good odds Sir, Very good odds.

6. You can't go on leave next week.

Well, Sir, that is very unfortunate, because ...

Is that what you think Sir?

Well, my contract says I can, my Lord.

1. Football is rather boring.

I can see why you would think that, Sir

Whatever you say, m'Lord

Boring? Really? Why is that, Sir?

2. Turn left here.

It's a dead end, Sir.

That's not possible, m'Lord

Down this dead end street, Sir?

3. I will wear my red jacket tonight.

A very daring choice, Sir.

You will look rather silly, Sir.

Would Sir not prefer the black jacket?

4. Well, I'm not coming.

Lady Arabella said you have to, Sir

I was told to tell you to come at once Sir.

What should I tell Lady Arabella, Sir?

5. Bring the dog indoors, would you?

This carpet is very expensive, Sir.

That dog, on this carpet? Really?

Shall I move the carpet first Sir?

6. I'm going to sell the Rolls-Royce.

But is was your father's car, Sir.

You can't sell something priceless, m'Lord.

Is that instead of selling the Mercedes, Sir?

7. That cannot be true!

It is unbelieveable, isn't it?

I am afraid that it is, Sir.

Well, don't believe it if you don't want to.

8. I know I'm right, so stop arguing.

I am sure you think so, Sir ...

Well, if you are really, totally, completely sure ...

Well, let's see what happens then, Sir ...