
The million pound banknote
I said, very politely 'It would be an big help to me if you could wait some days for the money. I am not carrying any small change on me.'
The fellow's face showed that he did not believe I could pay for the suit. He said 'Oh, you haven't any small change? Well, of course not, I didn't expect it. I'd only expect gentlemen like you to carry large change.'
This made me rather annoyed. So I said 'My friend, you shouldn't always judge a stranger by the clothes he wears. I am quite able to pay for this suit. I simply thought that it would be inconvenient for you to have to give change from a large banknote.'