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The Pickwick Papers

To fight, or not to fight?

'Not the man!' said Mr Snodgrass.

'Not the man!' said the gentleman with the camp-stool in his hand.

'Certainly not,' replied the little doctor. 'That's not the person who insulted me last night.'

'Very extraordinary!' exclaimed the officer.

'Very,' said the gentleman with the camp-stool. 'The only question is, whether the gentleman, being on the ground, must not be considered, as a matter of form, to be the individual who insulted our friend, Doctor Slammer, yesterday evening, whether he is really that individual or not;' and having delivered this suggestion, with a very sage and mysterious air, the man with the camp-stool took a large pinch of snuff, and looked profoundly around, with the air of an authority in such matters.

Now Mr Winkle had opened his eyes, and his ears too, when he heard his adversary call out for a cessation of hostilities; and perceiving by what he had afterwards said that there was, beyond all question, some mistake in the matter, he at once foresaw the increase of reputation he should inevitably acquire by concealing the real motive of his coming out to fight; he therefore stepped boldly forward, and said

'I am not the person. I know it.'

'Then, that,' said the man with the camp-stool, 'is an affront to Doctor Slammer, and a sufficient reason for proceeding immediately.'

Vocabulary:

Sage: Wise
Snuff: A powder you sniff to make you sneeze
Profoundly: Here it means 'very importantly'
Air: Manner
Adversary: Enemy
Cessation: Stopping
Hostilities: Fighting
Perceiving: Realizing
Foresee: Look into the future
Concealing: Hiding
Affront: Insult

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