I'm a bad singer, you can TELL
I can't sing, but I can...............

YELL        BELL        HELL

I've got no rhythm, got no RHYME
But it's okay, 'cos I have no .................

CLIMB        MIME        TIME

I just sing what comes into my HEAD
My audience wish I'd stayed in.................

BED        SAID        INSTEAD

So I sing my song TONIGHT
I wish just once I'd get it...............

POLITE        RIGHT        SIGHT

It may be just a noise to YOU
But it's the best that I can...............

BLUE        SHOE        DO

I keep getting the notes all WRONG
Is my guitar playing a different..............?

BONG        SONG        ALONG

I want to be a rock and roll STAR
But my career hasn't got very...............

FAR        CAR        GUITAR

I can't play in a rock and roll BAND
My songs don't turn out as I...............

STAND        CANNED        PLANNED

And though my music hurts your EARS
I know I'll get your loudest...............

CHEERS        BEERS        REARS

When I walk out through the DOOR
And promise that I'll play no...............

POOR        MORE        BORE

That is all folks.
Thanks for the tomatoes!