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15 September 2024
Let's drink to that
Recently I took an interest in the suffix '-ade', examples being colonnade, arcade and lemonade. This suffix comes from the Latin '-actus' which is itself derived from the word 'factus' meaning 'made from'. (Columns, arches and lemons respectively in our examples.) This led to the further question of why we only have lemonade and not teade, coffeeade and orangeade. (In fact the latter is a word, but people always just say 'orange juice'. We use 'lemonade' to differentiate the drink from lemon juice which is used e.g. for cleaning or cooking.)

Once one has begun pulling at an etymological thread it's hard to stop, so I wandered on to the origins of the word 'coffee'. 'Tea' is straightforward because it comes from the Chinese who invented the stuff. They call it t'e, and every other language uses a variant of this. The Chinese also call the stuff 'chai' which is why the affectation of the name chai tea is rather grating. It's basically just saying 'tea, tea' in different Chinese dialects.

'Coffee' is more interesting, because it refers to the finished product rather than the bean, which is something else entirely (for example 'buhn' in Arabic). The process of transforming beans into liquid uses the Arabic word 'qahwah' which also can refer to turning grapes into wine - and probably lemons into lemonade if the Arabs of the time drank the stuff.

Early and enthusiastic drinkers of coffee were the Turks who mangled the Arabic into 'kaveh'. In this form it was encountered by a 17th century English speaker called Thomas Herbert who noted that the Persians were fond of a drink called 'caphe'.The French adapted this into cafe, from where we get the equivalent English word. Oddly enough cafes are now dropping out of the language and being replaced by 'bistros' and 'coffee shops'. Whether a pumpkin-spice latte with extra sprinkles in any way resembles the original qahwah is questionable, but it shows that the drink, like the language that describes it, is constantly evolving.


 
15 July 2024
Learning Foreign
One reason why it is so hard to learn another language is because language is not just a way to communicate your thoughts, it is also a way to organize your thoughts. So people from other countries don't just speak differently, they think differently. English is hard to learn, but there are tougher challenges.

Consider Latin. The Ancient Romans liked to think of themselves as a very organized people. Perhaps with their language they had to be. Latin is a fully-inflected language. Inflections are the endings that are attached to the end of a word for example to show whether that word is the subject, object or indirect object in a sentence.

Think of the way English changes when you conjugate 'I, me, my mine …'. Now do that with every noun and pronoun, with different endings depending if the word is masculine feminine or neuter. Now do it all again with different endings again if the noun is plural. It's even worse with verbs Think 'be, am, is are ..' six different ways, with another six for plurals and then different forms for the active and passive, present past, future and so on.

Or try Mandarin Chinese, where for example the word 'ma' can mean 'hemp', 'mother' or 'horse' depending on whether the tone of voice used is flat, rising, falling or falling-rising. Or German, where Mark Twain once wondered why a turnip is a female noun, but a young woman is neuter.


How about Navajo, which not only is inflected like Latin, but also uses changing tones like Chinese and a system called agglutination where a whole bunch of meanings are added to a word by prefixes and suffixes – think of English words like 'unpronounceable', but in a more complex form. In fact Navajo was used in the Second World War as a code language, because two speakers talking on the radio were incomprehensible to anyone but another Navajo speaker.
 
15 May 2024
RAP Artists
'I think my HRT therapy made me forget my PIN number when I was at the ATM machine last week'.

The above sentence is an example of RAP phrases in action. By RAP here I don't mean the music of Snip Doggy-doo or any of the other strangely named artists in the genre. Instead I refer to what lexicologists call a Redundant Acronym Phrase phrase. Note that second 'phrase' in the previous sentence. This is not a typo but an example of deliberate humour in the world of English grammarians. (Given the chaotic nature of English grammar as a whole, examples of unintentional humour abound.)

What this type of RAP phrase does is deliberately repeat the redundancy which one finds hanging around the end of many English-language acronyms. This happens when people refer to things like 'The NATO organization' without considering what the 'O' in NATO stands for. (Or the 'T' in 'HRT', or the 'N' in 'PIN' or …)

Other common RAP phrases include 'LCD displays' the 'HIV virus', and – particularly – the 'NHL hockey league'. These phrases are not necessarily a bad thing. The SALT talks were the Strategic Arms Limitation Talks, aimed at reducing the risk of nuclear warfare. Yet without the helpful repetition of 'talks' at the end, many viewers would be wondering why the reporter on TV had interrupted a vital discussion to mention food condiments.

Condiments, of course, can only be added to food, rendering 'food' in the above sentence redundant. Which brings us to the other type of RAP phrase. This involves other languages already meaning the bit that we helpfully translate into modern English anyway. Geography suffers particularly from this form of RAP phrasing – as in the River Avon, the Sahara Desert, Mount Fujiyama, and the Rio Grande River – which translate as the River river, the Desert desert, Mount Fuji mountain and the Big River river.
 
15 March 2024
I don't not love Winnipeg
The above was uttered by an American sports star who was asked his opinion of a Canadian city he had evidently barely heard about. It is an instructive use of what is called a 'double negative'. In many languages a double negative reinforces the negativity. 'Non ho fatto niente' ('I never did nothing') Is an Italian's way of saying that he really, really did not do anything. However, in English the two negatives cancel out, with the strict English meaning being that the speaker did indeed do something.

However, in colloquial English the double negatives do add emphasis – as in the Rolling Stones song 'I can't get no satisfaction'. Working out whether an English double negative comes to a positive depends, like so much in the language, on the context in which the words are spoken and the colloquial language of the speaker.

There's another usage as well, which is more subtle. It means that the speaker did something that he was not expected to do. If an ex-boyfriend of the bride says 'I didn't not go to the wedding', this shows that people expected him to be absent but he went anyway. Alternatively it might be something the speaker didn't want to do, but did anyway. 'I couldn't just not think about it.'

Also a speaker can express weak agreement by using a double negative or a negative denying a negative viewpoint. For example if an expert says of something 'It is not impossible', he means that while the thing is possible, it is also very unlikely. Such sentences are often followed by a qualification – 'I can't say that he was not there' is probably going to be followed by something like 'But no-one saw him arrive.'

So our sportsman, when put on the spot about his feelings for Winnipeg, here attempts a compromise. He doesn't want to say he loves Winnipeg, because he doesn't even know the place. But he wants to be clear that he doesn't hate the city either – he might even love it if he knew it better.

Perhaps the best way to look at a double negative is by using one here. A double negative is not quite an affirmative, but it is also not not an affirmative.
 
15 January 2024
A wicked post


This post is evil, horrible and disgusting. And that's going to be a good thing. You see, here at the Profblog we like to stay ahead of the curve, and it's only a matter of time before these pejoratives become positives. Don't believe me? Take a look at 'wicked'. That's the 'wicked' with stress on the '-ed', not the one that describes things like candles. It's the 'wicked' of evil witches, of cruel, immoral impure reprobates. Yet ask children today if they would like their computer gaming skills to be 'wicked' and watch their little faces light up. 'Yeah', they'll say, 'That would be neat. It would be sick!'

In the modern lexicon of cool-speak 'wicked' has a parallel meaning as something particularly good or enjoyable. A wicked camping trip is not attending an outdoor satanic ritual but an exceptionally fine woodland experience. This is perhaps explicable. Those on the wrong side of an adversary's competitive skills may indeed think of their opponent's abilities as 'wicked' and from a puritan standpoint anything very enjoyable and fine must by definition be bad.

Which brings us to 'insane'. This now can mean something so good that it defies rational belief. A really good party is insane. So is a top-flight footballer's skill with a ball. So in the modern world a top tennis player can be wicked and insane – yet with any resemblance to a depraved psychopath being purely co-incidental.

There seems however no logical reason for 'sick' other than a fashionable desire for 'yoofspeak' to be different from adults and people who are not TV presenters. For the same reason a decade ago 'bad' was a synonym for 'good'. There's also some potential confusion here. A recent sci-fi TV episode had an engineer telling the captain 'Ma'am, (modern starship captains are female) your ship is sick.'

'Thank you', says the gratified commander.

A brief pause.

'Let me put that another way', says the engineer.


 

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