1. Your friend asks for money.

'Just as well you earn twice as much as me, so repayment won't be a problem.'

'You earm more than me - I should be borrowing off you!'

'Sure, let me get another million from my bank vault.'

Correct answer is: A

2. After your main course was served cold, you tell the waiter.

'How about the pecan pie? It can't be worse.'

'So is today the chef's day off?'

'I'll have your ice-cream for dessert. I need something warm.'

Correct answer is: C

3. Your friend is growing a beard.

'There's three hairs there. In another few years, it will look good.'

'Are you on the run from the police or from a jealous boyfriend?'

'You need to shave. I know three people who look more like you than you do.'

Correct answer is: C

4. You come home to a family fight.

'You couldn't have waited five minutes before you started?'

'It's great to be back.'

'Can I lend each of you a shotgun?'

Correct answer is: B

5. Your friend is wearing a 'Buy British' T-shirt.

'You do know that shirt was made in China?'

'Do they still make things in Britain.'

'I have a British car. It's being fixed - again.'

Correct answer is: A

6. Your medical appointment is cancelled.

'Is the doctor sick?'

'I'll just have to get better by myself.'

'Well, I'll see if the internet can help.'

Correct answer is: A

7. The bus arrives late.

'It's okay. I was going to the dentist anyway.'

'Well sometimes the driver is too busy to stop for passengers.'

'Given the traffic today, it's faster to walk anyway.'

Correct answer is: B

8. You quote from a famous movie.

'I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.'

'Toto I don't think we're in Kansas any more.'

'Gentlemen, no fighting in the war room.'

Correct answer is: C