... a boxing match?

'That's easy, it's the director.'	'No it isn't, it's the referee.'	'You're both wrong. It's the adjudicator.'

...the United Nations?

'Well, that's the president.'	'Actually, it's the secretary general.'	'Well, I think its the chief representative'.

... a group of workers?

'I'm sure this time. It's the foreman.'	'It's the gangman.'	'Wrong again. It's the unionist.'

... a squad of soldiers?

'That's the petty officer.'	'Well, I think it's the squaddie.'	'And I say it is the sergeant.'

...the servants in a house?

'Um .. the footman?'	'No. It's definitely the butler.'	'Well I think it is the domestic.'

... the British police?

'Oh, of course it is the sheriff.'	'No, the chief inspector.'	'Actually, you mean the chief constable.'

... a court case?

'The person in charge is the magistrate.'	'No, you mean the juryman.'	'You are both wrong. It's the adjudicator.'

... a web site?

'This time it must be a spider.'	'No silly, it's a webmaster'	'In fact it is a hacker.'

THE END