I'm a bad singer, you can TELL
I can't sing, but I can...............
YELL BELL HELL
I've got no rhythm, got no RHYME
But it's okay, 'cos I have no .................
CLIMB MIME TIME
I just sing what comes into my HEAD
My audience wish I'd stayed in.................
BED SAID INSTEAD
So I sing my song TONIGHT
I wish just once I'd get it...............
POLITE RIGHT SIGHT
It may be just a noise to YOU
But it's the best that I can...............
BLUE SHOE DO
I keep getting the notes all WRONG
Is my guitar playing a different..............?
BONG SONG ALONG
I want to be a rock and roll STAR
But my career hasn't got very...............
FAR CAR GUITAR
I can't play in a rock and roll BAND
My songs don't turn out as I...............
STAND CANNED PLANNED
And though my music hurts your EARS
I know I'll get your loudest...............
CHEERS BEERS REARS
When I walk out through the DOOR
And promise that I'll play no...............
POOR MORE BORE