I'm a bad singer, you can TELL
I can't sing, but I can...............
YELL        BELL        HELL
I've got no rhythm, got no RHYME
But it's okay, 'cos I have no .................
CLIMB        MIME        TIME
I just sing what comes into my HEAD
My audience wish I'd stayed in.................
BED        SAID        INSTEAD
So I sing my song TONIGHT
I wish just once I'd get it...............
POLITE        RIGHT        SIGHT
It may be just a noise to YOU
But it's the best that I can...............
BLUE        SHOE        DO
I keep getting the notes all WRONG
Is my guitar playing a different..............?
BONG        SONG        ALONG
I want to be a rock and roll STAR
But my career hasn't got very...............
FAR        CAR        GUITAR
I can't play in a rock and roll BAND
My songs don't turn out as I...............
STAND        CANNED        PLANNED
And though my music hurts your EARS
I know I'll get your loudest...............
CHEERS        BEERS        REARS
When I walk out through the DOOR
And promise that I'll play no...............
POOR        MORE        BORE