| Across |
| 2. As thick as a (meaning stupid)... |
| 3. As drunk as a... |
| 6. As weak as a... |
| 7. As fast as... |
| 8. As light as... |
| 10. As clear as a... |
| 13. As quiet as a... |
|
|
| Down |
| 1. As sick as a (meaning disgusted)... |
| 4. As cold as... |
| 5. As pretty as a... |
| 9. As quick as a... |
| 11. As green as... |
| 12. As cunning as a... |
|